Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

Loaf

Money. Same thing as saying bread

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf”
“Bitch I got loaf”

by me❤ May 12, 2020

The full loaf

Getting dicked down all the way to the base of the shaft

He gave her the full loaf

by StevieWonderbread November 15, 2018

Loaf

A cat in a position where its arms and legs are tucked under its body, making the cat therefore look like a loaf of bread from a grocery store.

My cat is a loaf

by Goofy456 November 3, 2022

Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn

1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.

by FuckYeahMontana July 9, 2010

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Tiddy loaf

So you take two tiddy

And put them together

Tiddy loaf

Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Tiddy loaf

“Oh my god

What’s this?

Could it be
TIDDYLOAF?!?!”

“There are no accidents
Only tiddyloaf”

All hail
T I D D Y L O A F”

by The ultimate evil March 12, 2021