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National tell your crush you like them day

National tell your crush you like the day is on February 18. Telling your crush you like them is a hard thing to do so hopefully telling them that you like them on February 18 will make it easier.
Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)
by National day finder February 16, 2020
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I don't like your FACE.

Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as above, capitalised final word, full stop and all. Originated in Scotland.
Dave: Scotland Scotland Scotland
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Dave: ...
Splog: I don't like your FACE.

Immanuel Kant: Nature is the existence of things, so far as it is determined according to universal laws. Should nature signify the existence of things in themselves, we could never know it either a priori or a posteriori. Not a priori, for how can we know what belongs to things in themselves, since this never can be done by the dissection of our concepts (in analytical judgments)? We do not want to know what is contained in our concept of a thing (for the concept describes what belongs to its logical being), but what is in the actuality of the thing superadded to our concept, and by what the thing itself is determined in its existence outside the concept. Our understanding, and the conditions on which alone it can connect the determinations of things in their existence, do not prescribe any rule to things themselves; these do not conform to our understanding, but it must conform itself to them; they must therefore be first given us in order to gather these determinations from them, wherefore they would not be known a priori.
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Immanuel Kant: ...
by Your FACE. July 12, 2008
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Do you like messi?

A: It's from the Kdrama Weight lifting Kim Bok Joo And if they like Messi than marry then right there and then😩 {recommend watching the drama}
Ex: Do you like messi? 😏😚😧💕
by arroz seco March 27, 2021
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hung like an elephant

Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.
"Tony's schlong hangs past his knees, he's hung like an elephant!"
by norandomone October 1, 2006
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like a fat kid on a donut

1. to be totally in control of a sitution.
1. Can you handle dealing with this idiot, I'm on it "like a fat kid on a donut!"
by dantmann March 5, 2009
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Like, Twelve

(adj.)

1. A term used to describe younger children by teenagers when their actual age is unknown

2. A term used for people who are much older but seem or act as if they are around the age of twelve.
Guy: Did you see my nephew recently? He's like, twelve now.
Girl: I thought he was fourteen!

Girl: Are you listening to Justin Bieber? He has some interesting music about real deep stuff like love and romance...
Guy: He can't know about love and romance, he's like, twelve!
by t-t-ten million fireflies April 23, 2010
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Like Groceries

Omarion: Damn, I'd do anything to get with Jhene.
Childish Gambino: Nah, man, she make you eat the booty like groceries.
Omarion: Shit, dog, she worth it.
by motherfuckinjthass May 14, 2015
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