road lag

Road lag: been on the road for so long your tired from even giving attention

I would go out tonight but this road lag has me down from hauling all night

by Duke Horsefly February 1, 2021

Lag

Mr Murphy

lag: if you just bear with me for one minute ill move somewhere else in the hou- s-e- -s s

by ChEEsEdoyEEtos February 2, 2021

Lag

A girl/guy that takes forever to text or respond back.

I can’t talk to Marie anymore she’s a lag.

by _McBeefi_ November 21, 2019

Lag

a excuse squeakers use when they die

Squeaker: 0mg , Y0ur s0 bAd 1v1 me

*They die in a 1v1*
LaAaAaAaAaAaAg
You only one because of lag

by Aaaaa virgin October 12, 2018

its just lag

An excuse for an exploiter or hacker to justify their cheats

if you where to see someone hacking and they say "Its just lag bro! i swear!" then you know that mf lying

by menliker October 12, 2023

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.

"Ah man i'm getting con lag"

by Decas March 19, 2008