by VomitGod June 18, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.
Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"
Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"
Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"
Kyle : "flips old man off"
Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"
Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"
Kyle : "flips old man off"
by Døn'tJudg3M3 April 22, 2019
Get the Kylemug. the type of guy with bleached hair. posts bad memes. shitposter in general. he'll always have that one unfunny friend that you wanna knockout. kyle also uses outdated and unfunny memes.
by spectabels September 1, 2019
Get the Kylemug. I hate that guy because he's a kyle
by Truth teller 69690 July 7, 2015
Get the Kylemug. Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.
Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
by angel94 December 7, 2013
Get the Kylemug. A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.
by kylehottie3245pedobear August 30, 2013
Get the Kylemug. The ultimite dog slayer, would stir fry a dogs anus and deep throught that shit without hesitation. He will kill around 189 dogs in his lifetime. Any sibling of his makes him horny. Kyle is the EXACT DEFINITION of a faggot. A kyle would where beats to raise his self esteem but makes him look more like a faggot.
by Fuss May 15, 2019
Get the Kylemug.