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Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard
by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017
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jump for jude

disabled boy who needs help immediately and is on verge of dying.
me: i’m so jump for jude
bonny and deirdre: let’s plan your funeral
by iamageri February 5, 2023
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Hobo jump

Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette
Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??
by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020
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Spirited Jump

When I large man who cannot complete a full jumping jack because his arms do not reach, does a jumping jack to the best of his ability and then finishes it with jazz hands.
Did you guys just see John Candy do that spirited jump?
by Chinchillaaa December 29, 2009
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Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.
by o_.._o August 20, 2015
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Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.
I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!
by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021
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waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
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