Jankershnomping

A form of gluening (gooning with the usage of glue). Involves covering the “dih” with a mixture of glue and sulfuric acid, then inserting a wooden stick into the urethra.

I was jankershnomping yesterday and moaned so loud my little sister (who was being cracked in the other room) checked in on me to see if I was okay (she was still naked).

by falloompa November 2, 2025

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Jomkerjeshnaempaeon

A form of jankershnomping (gooning with the usage of a glue-sulfuric acid mixture and inserting a wooden stick into the urethra) in which the participant gets exactly 938 men to play tug-of-war with their “booty cheeks”. Once this process is done, the participant will have sexual intercourse with every man on the winning team.
Every tense of this word is the same.

I was playing Fortnite while jomkerjeshnaempaeon and I nuhed so hard twin 🫰🫰🫰

by falloompa November 10, 2025

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Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.

I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!

by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025

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Jonklerphilia

The reverse of pedophilia, with the jonkler (he's very serious)

"dude... did you hear that Rhys is in prison for Jonklerphilia??"

by butttickler2004 November 20, 2025

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Joker mode

When someone won't stop acting like a Kango and is trapped in joker mode (rare but happens extreme danger)

Lukas: bro your stuck in joker mode, what is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Joker mode man: Kandoue korega device
Lukas: bro your stuck in joker mode.

by gog111 November 23, 2025

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