jizz fight

a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.

Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.

Male2: that sounds boring what i di

Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!

ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by skimmboarder August 7, 2008

jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016

jizz triscuit

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.

this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.

by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005

Jizz Spot

A unknown spot on every mans body that causes him to automatically ejaculate. The Jizz Spot may sometimes be in an inconvenient spot such as the leg or the arm, although uncomfortable us men all have to go through this.

Brian:"Dammit Jon touch my jizz spot one more time!"
Jon: "Hahaha"
Brian: -pokes Robcat's Jizz Spot"-
Robcat: "Cmon guys i just changed underwear"

by B-dizzle and J Bird April 28, 2010

jizz ball

pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.

Wow that guy just threw the nastiest jizz ball i've ever seen, it must have dropped 20 feet. O my god i just got poned like john jackey does every night.

by Jordannn October 24, 2007

jizz goggles

goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.

She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.

by Slash September 16, 2003

Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009