jewishdicial

Corrupt judicial system.

"I don't have very much faith in our jewishdicial system".

by jewica May 26, 2008

Jewish shower

A shower you take only once

Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'

by Highaf2007 September 1, 2018

jewish thumb

jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!

Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!

by super jew thumb March 19, 2011

jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"

kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.

by MgamerNix August 17, 2008

jewish redlight

act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head

jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

"Jewish crackers!"

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.

Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.

by natalienouveau August 8, 2006

Jewish Symphony

Any cheap scenario.

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"

by Ms. Shaw November 13, 2013