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Jared

To completely kill everyone in the room's buzz by being totally negative and against everyone else.
Wow, that Jared completely ruined the party.

No, I couldn't have fun last night, i was with a Jared

Bald Headed FUCK!
by buttsexman1234 February 4, 2010
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jawed

souix falls, south dakota

i'm playing basketball and i'm told "you want me to jawed you?" and i have no idea what it means so i ask. it means ;hit ;punch ;fight. he showed me by moving his fist to his "jaw" clever eh.... change a noun to a verb by adding a suffix ed.
You want me to jawed you. (with an angry voice) this happened ten years ago so i doubt that it is used to much today... at least i've never ever heard the word uttered again an....... ephemeral word.... guess i was at the right place and time to witness it.... maybe you guys can resusitate the poor fellow at urban dictionary
by justin shaw June 21, 2006
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jared

the act of messing with or fucking up someone's Myspace/Facebook/etc. profile without their permission. You can jared someone's profile by adding lame interests, changing their default picture to David Hasselhoff, or changing their 'about me' section to reflect a homosexual lifestyle.
Example of jared :

"I'm sick of getting my profile jared-ed every time I forget to sign out!"

"I spent four hours last night jared-ing her profile."
by Larongitis December 9, 2008
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Jared

To create something large in size for consumption. To upsize or upgrade something typically small or bite-size into something larger than usual.

Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.
"I'm totally going to jared this s'more", said Alan has he built a 4 marshmallow, 2 graham cracker, and 1 full chocolate bar s'more around the campfire.

You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?
by RobinAmerica July 7, 2009
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Jared

The flap of skin that connects your balls to your penis. Not to be mistaken for a gooch, which is the skin between your balls and your asshole.
"Ahh, that feels so good, Don't forget the Jared Baby."
by The Jared December 26, 2008
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Jared Katz

Jared is Nick Jonas

Jonasssss brotherrrrr

Jared Katz is jonas brotha
by rwrweewrwr January 12, 2009
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Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong
Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.
by ashleyyymarie March 24, 2011
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