Jared

Another name for Fagget/good Friend

Jared from Salinas California

by Kalaokalani April 26, 2008

Jared Leto

The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old

Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.

by Kankuro550 October 10, 2008

Janed

Getting caught smoking pot by a friends mother in their home.

-"This dog reeks of pot! were you guys smoking pot down here?"

-" No jane we were not"

-" Im really pissed i cant even trust you guys for 10 minutes,i go to the store for some milk and i come home to a basement and dog reeking of marijuana!"

-" hey guys.. we just got Janed!

Fuck!"

by Skullcap Nick June 27, 2009

Jared Tash

Very, Very sexy kid that has a huge dick and knows how to have fun.. he will show you a great time and can have a hella lot of fun.. He is also a lady magnet and 1 of the coolest kids at Riverton high school

mmm, jared is so hot and fine.. i wanna rip jared tashs pants off

by Your wanna be gf!!!! January 25, 2011

My Jaded Hero

A kick ass band from England. They play wicked tunes.
"My Jaded Hero" can be used when something is awesome
Can be used in most sentences when something is generally good

You: Hey Sarah check out the guy on the left of the snooker bar
Sarah: Phwah... He's my jaded hero

by KKKKK October 31, 2005

jaded

an awesome green day song that is really great cause it sounds like an old school punk song; the song is about a burnout who says that quiting will get him nowhere and basically that since his life is all right screwed up ready, it wont hurt to continue smoking weed

Always look forward,
Going straight will get you nowhere,
There is no progress,
Evolution killed it all,
I found my place in nowhere

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Jared

A man or woman (no one really knows) whose hair smells of shit. He/She is very short and tends to have a high pitched voice. Jared sucks at sports so he/she resorts to drama. Jared sits at home all day and reads because he/she has no life.

Guy: Did you see that jared over there?
Other Guy: Yeah what a faggot. I hate him!

by WienerMaster3000 August 16, 2010