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Jared

A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl
Jared: Bro I can suck my own dick

Person 2: wtf ur weird
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Jared

Jared has a huge cock.
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Jared

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!
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Jared Effect Theory

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.
by imchampurchump March 28, 2025
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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday
Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Jared

Jared is a scary boy who gives no warning and is the perfect person to cry on. He is the worst driver in the history of ever and should never be trusted to operate a vehicle or heavy machines
Oh my god they’re such a bad driver they must be a Jared
by ABCD2222 March 30, 2020
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jared

1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend
by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018
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