Jake

A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up

Girl 1: How did Jake handle the break-up?
Girl 2: He cried for a week

by Karma-13 January 11, 2014

jaked-out

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

by Anonymous7777777777 September 16, 2006

jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

by erbachjim October 15, 2015

jake sparrow

If you know a Jake Sparrow he most likely looks like that kid from toy story (the one who kills the toys).

Jake Sparrow looks like that kid from toy story lol

by fortfag June 22, 2020

Jake Paul

Beta Male.

Have you seen the latest Jake Paul video?
- Yeah, it's trash

by hrist0ww August 23, 2020

Jake Jones

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.

Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016

Jake Peralta

Is a main character from the TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". He often acts like a child. He is married to Sgt. Amy santiago And his best friend is Detective Charles boyle. One of his Catchphrases is "cool cool cool cool". won the first Halloween heist.

Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius

by joeyperalta August 17, 2021