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Jason

anyone with the name jason is known as the biggest ass in the building. He is usually an incompetent bastard who is not capable of doing standard every-day things. He weasels his way out of any chore or action that helps anyone else. He tends to be a poser and pretends to know things just to look like a man. He thinks treating women horribly in front of men makes him look manly. He doesnt bother hiding his napoleon complex because he doesn't realize that everyone knows he is trying to over copensate for the youth size protective cup that he owns.
"That mama's boy can't even take care of himself, he's such a jason."

"Did he just say that Reggie Bush got a homerun?, what a Jason!"
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jason siska

the brother to the amazing bassist of The Academy Is.., Adam T. Siska, better known as Sisky. He was on Survivor Micronesia and made it pretty far. He found a fake immunity idol and thought it was real until he gave it to Eliza to use and Jeff said it was fake. Jaon Siska=total domination. By the way, he is uber sexy!
Jason Siska pwned at Survivor, but got voted off because he didnt make any alliances.
by captainkarenn June 24, 2008
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Jaxson

Has tiny dick....unlike Olivia Louise
Jaxson: I have a big dick
Olivia: Bitch, where?
by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson October 19, 2018
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The Jayson

The art of pushing a tuba out of your vagina then playing it afterwards
me and this girl did the Jayson last night it was awesome
by the #1 ho August 5, 2008
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jason

to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.
That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason.
Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass.
by ATL man February 18, 2007
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Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit
I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.
by mike July 4, 2003
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