The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.
The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.
The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.
The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.
The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.
1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.
2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.
2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.
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A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
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Before: The Columbus Blue Jackets lost again. Go fucking figure.
Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.
Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.
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Corrine and I were arguing about whether cocaine is better than heroin, but heroin is obviously better so every time she tried to make a point I started jackdawing and threw bags of heroin into the air then made a loud fart sound with my hand in my armpit.
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