A jack dane

When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral

Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao

by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020

Kar Jacobs

The car version of Karl Jacobs

e: hey why does that car have karl jacobs face on it?
j: oh that must be kar jacobs

by 4"8 April 19, 2021

Puffer Jacket Fetish

For those who like to wear no clothes and put on a puffer jacket.

Ryan: have you been trying on my puffer jacket...
Callum: Yeah, I have a huge puffer jacket fetish.

by PJWORLD August 19, 2022

Spit on my jacket

The act of spitting on someones dick before or during a blowjob

Max spit on my jacket today

by papapattyp November 21, 2016

E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019

Jack Dagnals

Also known as Jack Daniels, JD, etc. The way real hungrier-than-thou men pronounce it.

For reference: see Epic Meal Time.

Harley: We cooked with a little Jack Dagnals. Just kidding, we used a lot of Jack Dagnals. A LOT.

by go60go May 9, 2011

trailer jacking

To masturbate on porn trailers because you don't own an account on any pornographic website.

I'm a poor fuck, so that's why I'm trailer jacking on Shyla Stylez's last trailer on brazzers!!

by thebigbellyboss April 9, 2010