italian

Italians are the best people on earth. anyone who likes to trash on them are nothing but ignorant assholes who wish they were italian. we have the best hair, food, women, families, cars, and clothes(versace, gucci, prada, and armani). Who cares if we are hairy and move our hands when we talk and that the guys use too much hair gel, at least we look good. An italian man will get a girl before any one else will. Anyone who has any italian in them, be proud.

(German guy in a torn Harley- Davidson shirt and Dickies jeans to a hot woman)"Hey, you wanna dance?" (Hot woman) "Get away from me!"
(Italian guy in Armani Exchange and Prada to the same woman)"Miss, would you care to dance?"
(Hot woman)"I'd love to."

by Angello September 13, 2005

Italian

A word of great meaning. A people of great acheivement. And a country of amazement...and our women are hot too.

Italians are the greatest people on earth. Everyone else should kiss our asses.

by Antonio-D. September 25, 2009

ITALIOTS

Italians that despite the Italy is falling asunder they keep on voting berlusconi

berlusconi: I promise you a million places of employment! ITALIOTS VOTED HIM AND now in Italy: unemployment at the most historical
berlusconi: less taxes for everybody!
ITALIOTS VOTED HIM AND now in Italy: fiscal pressure to 47%

by WeDON'Tvotedberlusconi December 18, 2010

italian slide

Where the woman rubs her vagina against the shaft of the man's cock, AKA cameltoe slide

you dont need any condoms for the "italian slide"

by Italiano69 December 22, 2008

The Italian Stallion

When after sleeping with a girl, she passes out. The Italian Stallion is when the guy, still horny, jerks off on her sleeping and amazingly she stays asleep. Then in the morning, stain and all the guy mentions nothing. She's been hit by the Italian Stallion.

After leaving this guy's apartment, I noticed a stickiness on my cleavage. Crap, hit again by Luca the Italian Stallion.

by MDEChicago April 21, 2010

italian

THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE, italian australians are 1 of the best examples of italians outside italy, if it wasnt for us australia would have nothing. their history? yes, but when italians came here in the 40's we ruled and we still do now,taking all the woman and sweeping them off their feet aswell as mesmerizing audiences with our amazing culture. ITALIANS ROCK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. gli italiani sono la razza più superiore......................FORZA AZZURI

Thank God For Italian Men

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."

by SalvatoreG April 21, 2006

italian nigger

An individual of Italian background who has such dark tan skin that they are just as dark as light skinned black people.

Wow, that Italian guy is so black, he iis like an Italian nigger!

by Niggalova2010 May 20, 2010