Wake and Work

Usually refers to those that work the early morning shifts. Also, common among those in their adolescent or college years. A wake and bake compliments a wake and work quite nicely. Although a wake and bake is optional, it feels like an obligation to one’s self. If circumstances permit, one could squeeze extra sleep in and be at work in 15 minutes after waking.

I wake and work everyday for my 5 in the morning shifts.

by mgibson746 October 31, 2014

working joe

The synthetics from the horror game alien: isolation. They are called the working joe and become very hostile once they see you breaking any rules. They follow apollo which is an AI who makes decisions based on its owners which are seegson in the first part of the game but later gets bought by the weyland yutani corporation.

Seegson: you always know a working joe!

Amanda Ripley: whats going on with the working joe's?
Marshal Waits: I don't know.

by Theworkingjoe May 24, 2022

cold work

Adj. To call something harsh or wrong.
V. the act of doing cruel or unkindly

"You peep that shit cuz"
"yea that was cold work"

by C-Dub May 13, 2005

Shootin' the Works

When you go to the sacred level beyond that of ham in any type of environment. Few reach this level and those who do are in an exclusive club. Baloney->Ham->Shootin the Works!!!.
WARNING: Shootin the Works can cause EXTREME damage.

bro during that fight he went above ham"."oh so he was shootin' the works

by [The New Work Makers] December 12, 2010

Work-cest

The act or occasion of becoming romantically or sexually involved with a co-worker(s).

Now that Ben and Jamie are seeing each other, we have a serious case of work-cest on our hands.

by GennyTrent January 6, 2010

work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.

(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017