A musty, fishy, rancid, sour, foul, hurriundues, flaccid, unimaginably disgusting pussy. Thank you for your time.
1. Her pussy smelled so bad I jumped out of bed and screamed “damn bitch that sardine barrel making my eyes water, this is facial assault, IM CALLING 911”
2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!
2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!
by Apple crust August 24, 2023
A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom March 11, 2016
I have a big barrel small horn
by Tugger69 December 28, 2017
First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 21, 2024
The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and the following it up with urinating on that same piece of feces. Creating a golden barrel
by Ryan ht1 December 11, 2019