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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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Tinsult Squeak Chair

A chair that a very fat, 800 pound man sits in. This chair is especially made for tinsult.
Bro, you see that 800 pound guy in the tinsult squeak chair?
by RexIsYourDad September 13, 2019
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Evil chair king

The undeniable leader to a page army of 8 year olds with a few other age groups in there as well this army is organized into a monarchy which goes the king the kings assistant then the lead guard then the lead military commander then the evil to your kids the Kings assistant helps you make decisions the lead guard leads the guards lead military commander commence the military the evil chair kids also assist commanding the military and the guards
A Evil chair king King rules over a group of people.
by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020
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russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock
Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit
by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018
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chair moving fetish

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.
-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.
by RizuSnek January 14, 2018
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My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!
MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!
by meow moo October 21, 2019
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johnny big chair

When you get a big promotion and become the boss. Sitting in the biggest chair in your office.
I cannot believe you are the boss, must be nice to be Johnny Big Chair.
by Johnny Big Chair May 14, 2014
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