learning Dutch

Dave was learning Dutch til 3am. He's going to Amsterdam soon, he's going to learn a lot more Dutch there.
by nbdghfjkvn August 15, 2010
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Dutch Dream

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.
Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.
by domc June 26, 2015
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dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.
I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.
by Tyler Mulvenna November 23, 2010
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Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.
I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.
by giblettes July 11, 2008
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Dutch Handshake

Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.
"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."

"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"
by Belgian Dutch Hater September 18, 2012
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dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.
I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.
by zig April 23, 2003
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Dutch Furnace

An attempted dutch oven that results in an accidental follow through.
I thought I'd suprise her with a dutch oven, she got more than she bargained for however when it wasn't just smelly air that came out as I held her under the sheets. YES Dutch Furnace
by Serisiak June 12, 2006
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