Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

but hurt bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of someone who is whining excessively and will sit in silence as if his but actually hurt while everyone else is having a good time.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

"Patrick is being all but hurt like a bitch over here!"

"I know. What a but hurt bitch"

by Blondie B September 19, 2017

William Hurt You

When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.

“you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”

by AllyConda March 6, 2024

Hurted

when someone hurts your feelings and makes you cry and makes you wanna kill yourself

you hurted me.

by imsoswaggyhahahah May 24, 2021

hurted

when something really really hurt that you can say words right so you say that hurted

*gets hit by car*
AHHHHHH THAT HURTED

by THE_ONE_THAT_WANTS_HER January 15, 2022

My Back Hurts

A way for an overachiever can convey that their teammates arelacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose of adding value to the team.

"Bro, you got a 40K/D!!! But we barely scrapped by that game."
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"

by Getbacker January 30, 2025

hurted

the past tense of hurt

i hit a table and it hurted

by javiahhhh March 20, 2023