heaven

Heaven is really just one big orgasm

Religion teacher: There is no sex in Heaven
Me: Heaven should be all sex all the time
T: Being with God feels the same as the best part of sex
M: So... Heaven is just one big orgasm? Dude, that's what they should say to attract people to Christianity..!

by _plethora_ August 27, 2006

heavy metal

a genre of music that originated in the late 1960's. it has roots in blues music , psychedelic rock , and hard rock. the first ever heavy metal bands are black sabbath and led zeppelin . in the late 70's , due to the influence of punk rock , the subgenres NWOBHM ( new wave of british heavy metal ) and thrash metal were formed. then , thousands of subgenres such as death metal and black metal started coming out.fans of heavy metal are known as " metalheads " and " headbangers " .

traditional heavy metal : black sabbath , led zeppelin
thrash metal : slayer, anthrax
NWOBHM : motorhead , iron maiden
death metal : death , cannibal corpse
progressive metal : dream theater , queensryche
black metal : venom , mercyful fate

by someguywhomakesdefinitions June 2, 2007

heaven

A place for our souls to go after we die, heaven is not a physical place nor being. Consider heaven a place of mind, however, only God can reveal what it is truly like.

Heaven sure is cool, i wanna go there!

by Bryce February 3, 2005

heavy

A large or muscular person assigned the role of a bodyguard

Jason is gonna be our heavy.

by alex pelk May 8, 2005

heave

The thing you do right before you throw up that convulses your throat.

When he woke up from being passed out drunk, his stomach was heave ing. A moment later he threw up.

by *the punk chick* August 19, 2011

Heavage

When an amply bosomed woman breathes deeply and quickly as out of fear, arousal or some other excitement so that her propped-up, pushed-together, plunging-neckline-revealed chest rises and falls vigorously, drawing attention to her heaving cleavage.

We burst into her bedchambers, and at once we could tell that Dracula had just been there seconds before, as evidenced by the dear, tormented lady's wild eyes, languid lips and the violently pumping heavage that threatened to tear the delicate threads of her gossamer nightgown asunder!

by Phraser July 26, 2009

heaven

A place that, by people trying to ascend to it, has caused hell on earth.

A place with a population of about 12, and let's face it they'll be pretty boring.

1: " Let us torture and kill these heathens for then we will surely enter the kingdom of heaven"

2: Peter: "Sorry mate you can't come in, you've broken many of the ten commendments"
Me: "Oh never mind then, I'm off for a kebab"

by a.thiest June 23, 2006