hamburglar

I cock smoking master.

That guy is a real hamburglar.

by mr.twiss October 29, 2003

hamburgle

to "hamburgle" is to make love to the ass without any actual penetration of said ass. hamburgling is comparable to titty fucking a set of breasts, the difference being that your dick is between a set of ass cheeks rather than a set of breasts.

"so man, did you get any the other night?"

"yeah dude, I hamburgled that ass all night long"

by hamburgler123 August 21, 2009

hambo

a comic stealing son of a bitch

hambo stole my comic book >:(

by buttuglyothered the man April 12, 2004

Hamboning

Verb: The act of having buttsex. roots are ham (butt); and boning (sex, fucking, intercourse)

Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"

by Obama696969 January 12, 2018

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 19, 2010

hamburger

n. skateboarding term for a bruise

c.f. strawberry, ollie, grind, biff

by wayfarer April 27, 2005

ingrid hamburger

Round people. A being that resembles the blueberry from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Ingrid Hamburgers usually attempt to be hxc and has pit sweats which can be seen from 50 feet away. The stench can be smelled from 80 feet. Ingrid Hamburgers are scene queens gone completely bad! (completely demented to the max) The ingrid species
tend to wear melting eyeliner causing the hamburger to eventually go blind.

Person 1: Oh no someone ate my 300 hamburgers.
Person 2: IT WAS INGRID HAMBURGER!!!!!!

by im a hustlaaaaaa December 14, 2008