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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is a fictional character from the "Family Guy" show. Peter is the main character in many episodes of the show while being the "family guy".

He also says "Here's to the ones that we got, cheers to the wish you were here but you're not"
Wow, Peter Griffing singing Memories Is so sick.

Petah, the horse is here.
by IbrokeMyBalls September 15, 2022
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is from a show called family guy.
Hey look it's Peter Griffin! (Pet-r grif-in) "Peter Griffin"
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Meg griffin

The eldest of the Griffin children in the tv series family guy. She is often bullied for being “ugly”.

Meg griffin is no model, but she’s not “ugly.
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Peter Griffin Educates me

Peter Griffin's show: Family guy gave me my education
"Peter Griffin educates me"
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peter griffin

a good guy that is really funny because family guy is good show!!1
me: i love peter griffin
another guy: same
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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin: "Peter Griffin"
Brian: "What the Fuck?!?"
by Random CSAT Rifleman March 9, 2023
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