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Smooth Gooch 

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.
I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.
Smooth Gooch by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011
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goblin gooch 

1. Horribly odorous scrotal/chode area.
2. A person who is retarded.
3. Dumb ass.
I can smell your goblin gooch from across the room.
Johnny is a goblin gooch.
goblin gooch by goochmonkey June 29, 2006

Flaming Gooch Kick 

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.
that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.
Flaming Gooch Kick by JJ January 11, 2004

Soupy Gooch

What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”
I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.
Soupy Gooch by TannerTheAlphaGay February 1, 2019

Quindaruis Gooch 

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch
Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch
Quindaruis Gooch by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water
"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"
Trench Gooch by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021