Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)
by Solid Mantis July 08, 2019
The glasses a feminists view a male through. The less effeminate and like a female the guy is, the more the feminist goggles distort reality.
When a girl tells a guy fuck you and its meant as an insult, more guys than not would hear the insult it was meant to be. The double standard is in the way guys don't get to say fuck you to each other without something happening, and females know how to get by without anything happening (unless its to the guy such as jail time or other similar consequences).
Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!
Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.
Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!
Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.
by Solid Mantis July 08, 2019
A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:
1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);
2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;
3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);
2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;
3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.
2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.
3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."
Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."
Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."
Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.
3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."
Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."
Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."
Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 05, 2013
The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.
(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
Dan: How's it going buddy?
Jon: Not so good.
Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?
Jon: Well I went for a run today.
Dan: Ah.. you sore?
Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
Dan: Was it worth it?
Jon: Absolutely
Jon: Not so good.
Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?
Jon: Well I went for a run today.
Dan: Ah.. you sore?
Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
Dan: Was it worth it?
Jon: Absolutely
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 10, 2009
The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are
Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church
by ghostfaced February 17, 2012
When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
by Philopean September 11, 2006
by Laura Emily April 14, 2005