Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.

Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.

by Creativelingo February 21, 2021

Global Architect

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.

Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

globalsavingsgroup

Global Savings Group is a group on discord that goes by the name “gsg” we e date and love discord and respect Discord TOS YAYYYY

*OH LOOK GSG JOINED THE SERVER BOWWWW DOWN*
globalsavingsgroup

by anonymous March 20, 2021

global warming

Mother nature putting down her clothe.

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.

by skeletonian April 18, 2021

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Globbin'

The act of scooping out and ripping a super fat dab.

Damn dude, I thought we were rippin dabs! I didn't know we were globbin' tonight!

by packerGreen May 27, 2021

globersmack

Something to mentally get smacked with

Keep doing that, I’m gonna globersmack you!

by Kaymrynn June 2, 2021