Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017

GILF

Grandmom I'd love to fuck!

Dude, Candi's mom is a GILF!

What is a Gilf? It's a grandmother I'd love to boink all night long!

by SPELLING August 30, 2017

girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.

Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned

by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018

Girlfriend Juice

a term used to refer to having a girlfriend or to refer to an attempt to acquire a female companion

oc J

P: Yo you trynna hangout l8r?
H: Sorry bro the boys are broke and im trynna get that girlfriend juice

by MegaSwagGuy September 3, 2018

girlfriend

if you have to look for it in urban dictionary, you don't have one.

No, really, assert yourself. Become your best self, and clean up a little bit. You got this king. Go get that girlfriend!

by anonxacct01 April 26, 2020

gilfbo

combination of gilf and bimbo/himbo/thembo

a grandma/grandpa/grandparent "i'd like to fuck" who is very stupid, sexy and kindhearted

i used to think he was a just a himbo, but it turns out he's a gilfbo!

by currymulligan October 26, 2020

Ginfluence

When you are drinking gin and it’s influence takes over your better judgement.

I texted an old bumble match yesterday after four drinks.... I was definitely under the ginfluence.

by LizzytheShizzy December 6, 2020