dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.

by copkyle420 November 23, 2019

krazy funk quadrapop

Newest musical genre, the method of using glass and water to make music.

dude 1: i just saw Rage Happens? COOL POLICE
dude 2: never heard of them what genre?
dude 1: FAIL, they are krazy funk quadrapop!

by dudenumbertwelve May 21, 2009

Friends of the Funk

close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.

are they dating?
naw, they just Friends of the Funk

by super-anonyman II November 24, 2011

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 25, 2023

funke dunke

when you successfully spike a heavy in smash bros

I funke dunkeed a DK with a Lucas the other day

by GalaxyKidd November 24, 2020

funk

Being the short for "Rundfunk", this slang term of German origin means "radio".

I turned on the funk to get my day started—nothing beats listening to the radio while I sip my morning coffee!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025