Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

vagina funeral

When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).

Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.

by mariee me May 16, 2014

Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017

Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018

Worm funeral

Issa funeral but with worms

Tom: Hey you heard bout that worm funeral
Blake: Shut the fuck up Tom

by Bic cock ya May 22, 2018

Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Space Funeral

Space Funeral is an RPG game created in 2010 by thecatamites. It's a game about a depressed boy named Phillip who leaves his house to stop all the crazy things going on in his world. On the way, he fights enemies, recruits a new party member (A horse made out of severed legs), and interacting with special characters to key you in on where you're supposed to do (Not entirely)

Some guy: Hey have you ever played Space Funeral?
Some other guy: Yeah! It's really awesome!!!

by SOSOOSOS January 10, 2019