American Football 

A stupid game for twats who are too pussy to play rugby. The players wear major protective gear so they don't mess up their 'perfect' hair and bend over pretending to throw the ball through their legs while another player stands behind them and gives them anal. There's nothing wrong with gays but there's a time and a place to be bumming a guy.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you want to play American Football?"
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry mate, I'm not gay"

American Football by its stupid June 14, 2010

Celtic football club 

Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.

Defined .

Me. Who are we playing this weekend?

Friend. Celtic football club

Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.

Celtic football club by Geordiejock March 15, 2018

USC football 

The closest thing to a pro football team Los Angeles has.

Lame. LA doesnt have a pro team. WTF!!


Meh. USC football is pretty good. They could probably beat the Raiders.

USC football by Mikline June 19, 2008

Fat Football Player 

This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to society at all.

Paul is a fat football player

Fat Football Player by Kevin Wild Wild West July 12, 2006

HK FOOTBALL 

The fucking coolest most badass football team in the world.
Tim shine is SEXXXY**XD

HK FOOTBALL RULEZ!
Tim Shine was pwning with HK FOOTBALL
Gary Gurecki loves HK FOOTBALL
Sal is the gayest person on HK FOOTBALL
Ryan O'Neal reps for HK FOOTBALL
Johnny Webber rapes face.

HK FOOTBALL by Jelliott Bebber June 27, 2008

piece of shit football club 

Manchester United, Barcelona, Tottenham Spurs, Lazio, and Juventus.

Piece of shit football club, like Man United, Barca, Spurs, Lazio, and Juve, teams with no class and no grace at all.

piece of shit football club by Cassano September 16, 2006

FSU Football 

only the greatest NCAA football team to ever wear cleats and pads.

known for their great academics, sports, its numerous great athletes that have made it pro, and extremely hot women. Florida State University is by far the most superior college in the state of Florida, not to mention all of NCAA.

"FSU Football is gods gift to Florida"

FSU Football by fsufan824 April 24, 2008