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Eternal Flower Floette

A special unobtainable form of the pokemon Floette that was datamined since generation 6 and has yet to be released in any event. Eternal Flower Floette can't be bred or evolved but it has higher stats than the other Floette forms. It even has its own signature move Light of Ruin and it makes an appearance in the end of the Pokemon X and Y as the Floette of prince Az. It seems like Game Freak doesn't want to release it although it is included in the data of every generation afterwards. Even Pokemon Sword and Shield who had received the controvercial Dexit, have its signature move in their data.
It's been over 3000 years and i am still waiting for Eternal Flower Floette to be released as an event...
Eternal Flower Floette by AnonExp February 14, 2020

frisco flower

Someone left a Frisco flower on the sidewalk.
frisco flower by BMorrthan July 27, 2020

Meat Flower 

A meat flower is a tittle/breast but more complicated
Women: shit dude my meat flowers are so sore
Other Women: Same, but hey atleast we have meat flowers unlike that chick over there.
Meat Flower by Stelegram November 3, 2020

Blooming flower 

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
Blooming flower by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

vpro flowerboy

Someone who has the best taste in the world and likes to brag about it. They are a bit pretentious and find it hard to date. They have a strong opinion about Kanye West and is always your go to for music recommendations.
Omg he’s wearing a golf le Fleur shirt and has a Pearl necklace! He is such a VPRO Flowerboy.
vpro flowerboy by VPRO flowergirl November 23, 2021

wolfstar_flowerpott_ 

Gay. Gay asf mf. Gayer then the day.
“Your such a wolfstar_flowerpott_ for having a girlfriend and being a girl