Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat Tongue

Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.

Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.

by Canned Cool Whip January 2, 2012

Flat Liner

An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.

*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*

"Hey, how's it hanging?"

*crickets*

"That's the definition of a flat liner."

by ADR767 September 9, 2013

flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014

Flat Shtick

Flat Shtick i.e The Penis.

Aww lad, she's mint.She'd get some amount of the Flat shtick!
to give someone the flat shtick meaning to have intercourse with a young female(YUSS).

by Lang Xieu November 8, 2014