Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Get the leaker fartsmug. by Uncle fucker 2 October 2, 2016
Get the Fart and spinmug. by Logibear May 17, 2009
Get the Fart Bridemug. by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
Get the rabbit fartsmug. When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.
Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”
by Xuilzz November 30, 2019
Get the Fart clapmug. to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009
Get the smooth fartmug. by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011
Get the oven fartmug.