farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017

Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.

"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer

by owangutaun January 4, 2025

Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!

“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”

by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023

Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish

Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls

by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022

wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.

UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!

by HzlH May 8, 2017

pig farmer

A guy who's not ashamed to hit on large women.

He's a pig farmer - he waits until all the hot chicks leave the bar so he can pick up a thicc one to take home.

by ThiccFarmer June 22, 2022

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023