Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 10, 2004

yard farming

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.

Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.

by Hardly September 9, 2013

farino

a less than suitable match

The two pandas were farino for each other.

by teodora July 4, 2006

Fapkin

A guy cums on a napkin then a girl eats the napkin

guy: here enjoy your happy meal with a fapkin

girl: delicious I like those

by Silli Jew July 13, 2017

FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".

I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...

by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.

by Anipol May 14, 2005

live bush farting

Realtime demonstration featuring a female woman ejaculating wind henceforth from her middle section.

I have recently witnessed some "live bush farting". How about you ?

by DREW February 5, 2004