Faith

She is perfect

Person 1:have you seen how perfect faith is.
Person 2: ikr she is just absolutely stunning amazing beautiful and just amazing.

by FaithIsamzing December 1, 2020

Faith Check

A religious spin on writing a bad or hot check under the premise God will reward one's belief.

Saints a little reminder before we raise offering. God rewards your giving,but a faith check is still a hot check.

by Bigrick9 September 24, 2021

Farthuffing

When you put your mouth up to your romantic partners asshole and suck on their asshole when they fart in your mouth

Babe… want to start farthuffing me?

Yeah babe that’s really fucking hot when we do that.

by Ravioli__Bandit January 4, 2022

eggy farthead

Someone doing a fart on your head, and it smells like eggs, then you get eggy pink eye.

Did you just do an eggy farthead on me? You douchebag!

by Aria Hastings June 13, 2018

National Faith Day

National Faith Day is September 4th .It is celebrated yearly in many countries over the world. But mostly celebrated in New York. It’s a Day when the bad bitch was born. So if your girl born on September 4th celebrate her.

National Faith Day is on September 4th.
My girlfriend’s birthday is on National Faith Day.

by That Mushroom August 4, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

Dump of Faith

When you take aim and shit at a distance, shooting the feces out of your ass and toward a predetermined target.

Tom did a dump of faith from my kitchen counter to the sink.

by rubberman October 18, 2008