crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

faggoteer

Noun; Person that engages in faggoteering. A faggoteer by default is "out of the closet," but is more homofabulous than the generic "fag."

Steve is such a faggoteer, but my goodness he's fabulous!

by Josh and Mary November 10, 2006

faggoteer

one who has sex with gay people.

Go to hell, you fucking faggoteer.

by bread infection December 5, 2009

filthy faggot

A faggot is a derogatory or slang term for a homosexual, that probably was derived from the British English term--fagging--where younger boys fagged for the older boys. These fags often were subjected to sexual abuse by the older boys. Likewise, the term faggot is a metaphor now applied as a perjorative to exceedingly promiscuous homosexuals who are deemed to be like a bundle of flaming sticks, tied together by obscene lust and depraved sexual appetites. The additional term of filthy is to distinguish such a faggot from those who merely prefer the same sex, e.g., fags or gays. Once the older boys defiled and spoliated the younger fags in Britain, usually by forcing them to receive unprotected anal sex, these younger boys or fags were now filthy faggots. Thus this is a perjorative term for a dangerous and reckless fag or faggot or any other person who goes fagging about.

He is such a filthy faggot!

by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006

penis faggot

Someone who is just annoying, and overall useless. A synonym to: douchebag, tool, asshat etc.

Dude, Kevin is such a penis faggot.

by Aidan P June 18, 2008

Faggot

Some fucking idiot named john who steals jokes from other people or if Popeyes says virtually anything funny, he'll repeat the word fifteen thousand fucking times and it becomes stale and unfunny. The only way to stop annoying shitlord scum like this is to beat their fucking face in until they start fucking crying, but they'll likely do that before you throw a punch. In other words, john is a fuck boy who hides behind a paper thin mirage of being a pussy

Popeyes: Herpes
John: No way dude herpes? Herpes? hey guys guess what? HERPES AHAHAHHAHA IM FUNNY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
Popeyes: Shut your fucking mouth you stinky spastic rat looking faggot

by You sad human January 10, 2019

faggotbin

A dumb ass who accuses everyone of being a faggot.

<Cyrous> sremu is gay
<jMerliN> we're not, get your head out of the faggotbin

by PHXWeeMan April 25, 2009