evan mason

A fucking cunt

You- "Hey EVAN MASON"

The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"

by Succy_memes May 25, 2018

lord evan

Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.

Lord Evan, people want to be him.

by Dland February 15, 2014

Evan Gunter

Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,

Evan Gunter is super gay af.

by Chunky Monkey 6354 April 17, 2019

harris evans

Certified bot

A.Bro you are a Harris Evans!
B. No I’m a magged cunt

by Magged co September 16, 2019

Evan Lai

Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.

Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.

by Evan Lai April 3, 2019

Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020