el shlong

sex

Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps
Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?

man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"

by Ami & Katie May 12, 2006
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el rato

Scumbag Ted Cruz, with his rat like features.
Hey that swine weasel Canadian Cubano El Rato is on TV bullshitting again!
by Goober Poop April 13, 2016
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El jefe

El jefe is a boss/leader who earns the respect of the subordinates through real leadership and conradery through video games, typically Halo. As opposed to Mi Jefe, who's your basic supervisor who earned the job by just being there, el jefe actually gives a fuck about who you are, nows your last name and remembers that shit you did 10 months ago when a promotion comes up. El jefe can also tell apart those subordinates that suck up to him in order to get some of that leadership power, and focuses on those that just show up and get er done.
Strengths : money, social skills, English, tamil

Weaknesses : new associates wanting to usurp his position mascareding as legit workers.
El jefe said we getting a raise this year.

That dude right there is not mi jefe, he is el jefe
by Mex raced June 09, 2020
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El dente

When you orgasm with a limp penis at the same time in an Italian accent say el dente and in one motion hit her with the penis. With the intention of seeing if it sticks.
I couldn't get my dick up but I el dented that ass.
by Wetnapkin December 30, 2017
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el presidente

dipped,saucy,tight, ill with it, siccmade. from spanish language el presidente " the president"
im el presidente,i run things tote gun things and never run from things.
by Joslin August 18, 2005
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El Gato

El Gato is what we call the cadet in our pod who sneaks around at night when we're asleep and jacks off and cums in our night water.
El Gato came around last night and shot a big load of his cum in my night-water -- I know who it is though - I recognize the taste of his cum!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
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El Paso

A city in Texas known mostly for it's rich Mexican culture and close proximity to the border of Mexico. El Paso has been call many things such as: El Shithole, Hell Hole, El Hell Hole, ext. But really it's not a bad place. You like grass? Well it doesn't got much of that. You like rain? Well doesn't got much of that either. But it is the number one safest city in the U.S. as of 2011 and it's military base Ft. Bliss is very big to.

Sure it doesn't have lot's of flashy amusement parks or huge shopping malls but it has lot's of nice people and an atmosphere you can't get anywhere else. Not to mention some kick ass Mexican food!
El Paso! Farthest west in Texas you can get!

El Paso is not in Texas, it's in north Mexico.
by BlindLove April 13, 2011
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