eat a dick

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

by halfjap November 3, 2005

suck my dick

you dont care about that person or what they have to say

ex 1

Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick

ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome

Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.

by the realist nigga alive October 13, 2014

dick for cheese

A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.

Adrian, Bevan, Lee, Will and Craig are all dick for cheese.

by Jon-E-Boi August 3, 2006

foaming at the dick

When a man is super horny

Man she is so hot I am foaming at the dick

by tunazz June 11, 2008

Scabby Dick

When the man you've been f™cling suddenly has a rugbirn appear on his dick and you know you didn't put it there!!! At that point say "If it hurt that bad -and it must have- why didn't you stop? You don't feel that shit? Let that shit heal...take a break" and then their dick shrinks up.

When you ask your man this question after finding out he's been cheating...."how's your dick coming along, scabby dick?" And he responds"it's fine, thank you."

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ February 9, 2019

walking around like he's got a big dick

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006