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Dusty dick dip

When you put your cock into a car exhaust, then pull out your schlong, then a girl sucks of the dust and soot
by GrandmasChesticles February 7, 2020
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Dusty dork ass

by Cough wasnt me cough cough November 24, 2019
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Crusty n' Dusty

A phrase used to describe modern teenagers.
Person A: "Did you Hollie at that party last week?"
Person B: "Yeah, she was looking crusty n' dusty!"
by urdadsfavorite July 12, 2016
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Dusty Milk Shake

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.
Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."
by Johny12345 June 4, 2012
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Dusty Wisard

Different word for, Tampon, small bullet shaped cotton thingy u shoot up your fadge when on ur period!! Me and My friend made it up while buying sandwitches, (Sandy Whitch) At the same time!!
Can offen be used as, revenge/punishment, by dunking in someones tea!!
"Got any dusty wisards left??"
"Jeze, I think I left my dusty wisard in for too long, beter not get tss!!"
by Jeni Wood!! June 11, 2006
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Dusty Old Bones

A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.
That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!
by GeorgiePatton July 23, 2012
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Dusty Crock Pot

When you are having aggressive sex with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Right as the male is about to ejaculate, he puts the ciggerette out on her clitoris, then proceeds to cum on the burn.
I just bought a pack of Paul malls to use for a Dusty Crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.

I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.
by Crimsontears7357 June 12, 2015
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