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Double Peelix

When a male takes a piss after sex and the pee stream initially comes out the sides of the pee hole like a double helix.
My damn double peelix caused me to piss all over the wall and floor of the bathroom.
by Ms Wool July 19, 2012
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double coconut

Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.
Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper
by grilledcheezes December 2, 2011
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Double Bareback

When two people have unprotected sex while riding on a horse.
Person 1: Do you like horses?
Person 2: The only time I ever liked a horse was when I went double bareback with that girl at riding school.
by dutchd February 26, 2011
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Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.
Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.
by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023
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Double Zero

Something cooler than cool. Something so cool it can only be described by the fictional temperature “double zero”.

See also, “zero”
Did you see that Keanu Reeves is giving away autographed super cars filled with puppies?” “Yeah! Thats double zero.”
by Itsmee November 10, 2020
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Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 10, 2021
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Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)
Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"
by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021
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