Dork

Whale penis

1: You a dork
2: um... ok
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1: Did you know dork means whale penis?
2: o-o

by dsrdcsdfvdfxgvdfgvdfgikofimirj April 4, 2020

Dork

A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.)

That dude is sick a dork.

by slave_kenny May 8, 2022

Dork

Somebody that thinks they are tough when they're actually just silly.

Everybody else including me was studying the same shit the dork was, though she was the one still asking everybody what the fuck is going on and saying she didn't get it, at which point everyone else had to take time they didn't have to explain to the dork what was going on, though it was still a lost cause.

by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021

pickle dork

Highly skilled and finessed at the competitive sport of pickle ball albeit just a little too intense to really be cool (but they think they’re cool). BTW, the cool kids are jealous and secretly want to be pickle dorks.

The cool kid laughed at the pickle dorks but later returned without his cool friends and asked if he could try playing pickle ball with the Pickle Dorks

by tofallinlovewith July 29, 2023

Dork-tex

A dork vortex. All dorkiness is attracted to it, and there's no escape.

You are a buffoon. Such a dork-tex!

by longjohnsilverboy1017 February 22, 2021

Kid Dork

Short for Kidrick Dork, Kid Rock’s christian name

Priest - "I hereby christen you Kid Dork"

by Turd Ferguson the second March 22, 2022

Dork

What you call the people you care for or that you feel comfortable with. But, whom ever you call the most “ dork” you care way more then friends. Usually dorks are too dorky to tell others how they feel but it’s okay cause if that persons a dork they’ll understand. So love your dork, be nice to your dorks, feed your dork, pet your dork, take your dork to the park, read them a book, then them a story. Hug your dork and kiss them as much as possible cause they are too dorky to take a hint. Dorks need to be told they are dorks. From one dork to another I love you dork! But don’t get your dorks wet or feed them past midnight cause you don’t wanna see what happens.

Dork1:” hey dork”
Dork2: “ sup dork”
Dork1: “you are such a dork.”
Dork2 : “ hahahah dork!”
Dork1: “ I love you dork”
Dork 2: “ oh mah gad, nuh uh dork?!”
Dork!!!!!!!

by Julessavoryketchuppackets February 18, 2021