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The act of punching somebody in the head
Decking example:
John- mike and trevor are fighting
Donnie-TREVOR JUST DECKED MIKE UPSIDE IS HEAD
Decking by 2Kayden18 May 19, 2018
Drinking liquor.

This term was accidentally created early September 2011 as a result of a typo. Started spreading slowly through Twitter since.

It's funny cause when making sentences, it sounds like it would be an innuendo, but it really isn't.

Donking = Drinking.
I donked with a group of buddies last week.
I saw you donking with your boyfriend.
You donk too much. Donker.
Donking by @FarhanaRahman September 11, 2011

hard dicking 

to shamelessly hit on a girl with little or no style.
"see that guy over there by that girl, poor guy doesn't stand a chance. He's been hard dicking all night.
hard dicking by Matt Mazany December 9, 2003

Skull Ducking 

Skull ducking is an ancient myan sport which involves tapping someone on the skull with the bill of a duck. Whoever can withstand being ducked for the longest time win. Although it is quite complicated and it involves the flexing of certain skeletal muscles to make the skull ducking last longer.

Recently, has been recommended by some that it should be an olympic sport.
We skull ducked for hours.
I Skull ducked your grandmother.
I dipped the remainder of my penis in a shit covered, hairy bloody, egg smelling, tuna infested, bubbling, vaginal puss farting hole after we were done Skull Ducking Your grandmother.

dicking around 

v. messing around with someone or something.
dicking around by Anonymous October 28, 2003

dicking around 

Sitting upon ones arse, wasting time.

A free thinking, free spirited form of entertainment.

Time spent unwisely due to the lack of enough intelligence to complete a moderately complicated task.
dicking around by tiko October 28, 2003