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Dirty Parag

The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
He banged my sister so I gave him a Dirty Parag.
by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019
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Dirty Doritoes

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out
Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had
by Disel2013 April 12, 2019
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The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
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dirty Reginald

In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle
Last night I gave my girl a dirty Reginald... now I’m single.
by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018
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dirty petar

Breaking someone's legs and then dumping a fat turd on his forehead.
A: Hey I'm being bullied by this guy in school..
B: Alright let's give him the dirty petar.
by loneraccoon January 23, 2021
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Dirty Mugeami

The act of being fooled into having homosexual anal intercourse with two brothers for two cigarettes
Silviu was tricked into a dirty mugeami by the Dascalescu brothers last night
by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021
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The Dirty Myrtie

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012
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