The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
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Get the Dirty Doritoes mug.The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
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by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021
Get the Dirty Mugeami mug.Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
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