Derg deal

The act of selling a dragon plushie or other dragon paraphernalia in a shady manner that closely resembles a drug deal, such as out of the back of your car in a parking lot at night.

No, officer, nothing bad going on here at all. I just like dragon plushies, that's all. This is just a derg deal.

by Vinderex February 19, 2022

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.

"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."

by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017

The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.

Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

hammer out a deal

Talk seriously and in detail until a business agreement is made.

The two companies did not agree immediately on all the details of the takeover but they managed to reach a compromise and hammer out a deal without too much delay.

by Imgeto May 28, 2017

Deal Chicken

A person who constantly jumps from one job, deal, or opportunity to another, always pecking around for the best possible payoff. They have zero loyalty and make moves based purely on self-interest—whether it’s for a higher salary, better perks, or personal gain. Like a chicken scavenging for crumbs, they’ll flock anywhere the juiciest deal is.

Don’t waste time training him he’s a deal chicken. He’ll quit as soon as someone offers an extra dollar.

by knivkiev September 8, 2025

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025