Dank Sage

One who is of great reputation among friends for smoking massive quantities and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. Typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. They tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. If they want to get fucked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. The dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. At a party they are the friend that is just as fucked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.

NS: Dude will you be my Dank Sage for tonight?
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.

by Pentar the Sage October 10, 2017

dank bean

this is a new meme

XD memes rule.YOUR A MOTHAFUCKING DANK BEAN

by the cancer crew May 18, 2018

Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.

Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?

by Dankmemes August 15, 2016

dank balls

The strong desire to smoke weed, and you are convinced you're going to until you can't after all.

"Damn bro I thought we were going to smoke, now I have dank balls

by Ogzf August 15, 2017

O, Dank

What a person says after something Dank happens

You got some Free Shavacadoo? O, Dank.

by I AM THE INTERNET January 16, 2018

Dank Dick

The male equivalent of a "Bad Bitch"

You coulda had a Dank Dick, non-committal

by Bad Pussycat January 6, 2021

Dank Shark

A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.

Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!

by The Most True Person January 20, 2019