One who is of great reputation among friends for smoking massive quantities and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. Typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. They tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. If they want to get fucked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. The dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. At a party they are the friend that is just as fucked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.
NS: Dude will you be my Dank Sage for tonight?
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.
by Pentar the Sage October 10, 2017
Get the Dank Sagemug. by the cancer crew May 18, 2018
Get the dank beanmug. When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
by Dankmemes August 15, 2016
Get the Dank Turdmug. by Ogzf August 15, 2017
Get the dank ballsmug. by I AM THE INTERNET January 16, 2018
Get the O, Dankmug. by Bad Pussycat January 6, 2021
Get the Dank Dickmug. A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
by The Most True Person January 20, 2019
Get the Dank Sharkmug.