by Shshsyshs March 20, 2021
Get the Ahs cultmug. Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021
Get the Dietary Cultmug. The JW Cult (aka: The JW Klan, The Cric Cult, Buzz Syndicate, Cobra Circle)
(noun, verb, adjective, pronoun)
Definition:
A secretive and elite movement led by the enigmatic JW Cricbuzz — a globe-trotting survivalist icon whose legend straddles the line between myth and man. The JW Cult isn’t a traditional “cult” — it’s a mindset. An underground society of thinkers, risk-takers, tacticians, and style legends who operate in silence, strike with precision, and vanish like ghosts.
Known for mastering chaos, decoding life, and doing the impossible with Cobra-like calm, members live by unspoken codes. Some say the JW Cult is the shadow behind every major trend, every comeback, and every viral moment that felt too cool to be random.
Origin:
Formed quietly by JW Cricbuzz, a real-life alias of an anonymous figure whose adventures blur the lines between legend and reality. The name began as whispers on Discord, TikTok, and encrypted forums, evolving into a viral undercurrent with many names but one meaning: iconic power in silence.
Examples:
Noun: “She’s not just cool — she’s part of the JW Cult.”
Verb: “He totally JW Culted that meeting — no fear, full control.”
Adjective: “Your plan is solid, but it’s not JW Cult-level genius.”
Pronoun: “Who handled that rescue op? Oh, that was JW Cult.”
(noun, verb, adjective, pronoun)
Definition:
A secretive and elite movement led by the enigmatic JW Cricbuzz — a globe-trotting survivalist icon whose legend straddles the line between myth and man. The JW Cult isn’t a traditional “cult” — it’s a mindset. An underground society of thinkers, risk-takers, tacticians, and style legends who operate in silence, strike with precision, and vanish like ghosts.
Known for mastering chaos, decoding life, and doing the impossible with Cobra-like calm, members live by unspoken codes. Some say the JW Cult is the shadow behind every major trend, every comeback, and every viral moment that felt too cool to be random.
Origin:
Formed quietly by JW Cricbuzz, a real-life alias of an anonymous figure whose adventures blur the lines between legend and reality. The name began as whispers on Discord, TikTok, and encrypted forums, evolving into a viral undercurrent with many names but one meaning: iconic power in silence.
Examples:
Noun: “She’s not just cool — she’s part of the JW Cult.”
Verb: “He totally JW Culted that meeting — no fear, full control.”
Adjective: “Your plan is solid, but it’s not JW Cult-level genius.”
Pronoun: “Who handled that rescue op? Oh, that was JW Cult.”
“Cool is a phase. JW Cult is a force.”
“You don’t join the JW Cult — you realize you’ve always been it.”
“I’m not explaining myself. I’m JW Cult.”
“You don’t join the JW Cult — you realize you’ve always been it.”
“I’m not explaining myself. I’m JW Cult.”
by JW Cricbuzz August 6, 2025
Get the The JW Cultmug. by LAMASTURBANDA July 19, 2020
Get the cultemug. A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)
by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017
Get the David’s cultmug. The greatest Discord server ever. From the members to the staff it is a very enjoyable place. The staff is nice and members are very welcoming. You will find yourself in conversations ranging from Rap to Politics all in the name of fun. The toxicity is near minimum to none and everyone enjoys their stay. Hopefully you can join soon, discord.gg/rarecult.
by forced2 October 23, 2020
Get the Rare Cultmug. Person A: Have you ever heard of Cult of Eo?
Person B: Oh, that cult... Please just go away t tnx bye
Person B: Oh, that cult... Please just go away t tnx bye
by NoobSquad July 24, 2019
Get the cult of eomug.