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Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
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